3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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