i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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