..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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