Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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