I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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