my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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