I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
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he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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