This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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