Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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