seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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