: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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