Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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