I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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