problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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