based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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