Christians are straight up FREAKS
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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