So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I look better un-naked...
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Who died my cat blue again?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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