Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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