Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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