She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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