It's Friday. Sex?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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