In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
