sorry about calling you the devil all night.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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