Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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