talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Randomize
