and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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