The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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