I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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