gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
