will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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