Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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