It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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