Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
