we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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