I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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