His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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