erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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