Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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