anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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