And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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