We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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