so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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