Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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