she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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