Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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