I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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