I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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