I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Still dying that you shit outside
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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