We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Randomize
