Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
